protect-the-king:

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

you egg

protect-the-king:

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

you egg

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

schrodingersowen:

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

showtunesrockmysocks:

2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

bLOODY HELL

Oh..my heart!

also they like send each other christmas cards every year how adorable is that

showtunesrockmysocks:

2manyfandomsnotenoughfeels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

thank-you-kidrauhl:

please excuse me while I cry

bLOODY HELL

Oh..my heart!

also they like send each other christmas cards every year how adorable is that

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

lucithor:

No but can you imagine Marius awkwardly trying to get Valjean to like him

"Well, I can see where Cosette gets her good looks from!"

"She’s adopted."

"Oh…Well I mean you…What I guess I’m trying to say…You’re a pretty man, sir…"

romangoddessvictoria:

nephilimgirlbooks:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

queerhound:

gender-wizard:

O O O O O F F COA UR S E ITT S S AN ARRRNGE E E I juS T TOOO L L D YOU IT S AN AR RRN G E

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