atlantisnewleaf:

v6n:

watch this please

what a time to be alive

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
little-cyberpunk:

Natalie Irish - Painting Marilyn Monroe with her lips.

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

g3twrecked:

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u dont fukkin control me