I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there’s some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
(Source: jennnnabenna)
It is with great pride that I officially open this unfinished bridge!
Tumblr Insights: Election 2012 Report
With the U.S. presidential campaign already off to a roaring start, news from the Republican primary contests has been a major topic across Tumblr. As we near another crescendo in Florida, we were curious how the campaign—from the numerous debates and rallies, to election ads and gaffes—has played out so far in terms of the type and quantity of attention received by each candidate on Tumblr.
The first graph shows how frequently each candidate’s name appeared in posts. The second shows other tags most frequently associated with each candidate. We’re most impressed with the viral power of one creative concept blog: When Rick Perry’s Unpopular Opinions sprang up as a parody of one of Perry’s campaign videos, he easily became the most blogged candidate overnight.
Our Insights team will be bringing you more data as the campaigns progress!
In case you missed out on the “Unpopular Opinion Rick Perry” spike referenced above, here’s our interview with the author of the blog.
You…prom…not correlating in my mind…(although I’m probably going to prom…I found a dress…me in a dress also does not correlate well…)I wouldn’t go if it weren’t Lexy.
Also, I want an excuse to look better than everyone else at my school.
And Lexy is soft clay for me to mold in my image. We’ll make people weep tears of sheer joy. SHEER JOY.
This is them.^
Yeah…Jessica convinced me…and Cassidy. I curse them XD






